Easter mèmè

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So a few days ago, I was in the kitchen chopping some carrot 🥕,green beans and what-what for the Easter celebrations , when my mum walked into the kitchen and said "Haro dear, I want to ask you something. That phone you are using, emmm... who bought it for you? Now this phone we are talking about, I have had it since January and this is April o.., not once did my mother ask me who got the phone 📱 for me or if I got it myself, how did I get the money sef? for were! She just acted as if it was nothing and me too I did same because I wasn't ready to act home video with her. Truth is, my boyfriend got it for me but I was not about to tell my mother that, you're wondering why abi! I will tell you o, just wait for it. My mum is the most uptight person in this world. She believes in old time religion where you don't fix your hair, nails  or even wear trousers. Her own is that you should go to school and be fervent for the Lord. It's so bad that she never gave me the whole sex talk thing when I started, you know now! That stuff girls start at a particular age, but if you don't know sorry o, because am not telling (you fit ask google sha). Anyways that's who my mother is, so you can now understand why it took her so long to ask me this question because in her world things like a guy buying her daughter a phone do not exist. "A friend got it for me for my birthday,mum". "Haro! but that kind of friend that can bring out that amount of money and buy you phone, it has to be special. You know you can tell me anything, is he the one?". My mouth was just gaping in shock and in my mind I thought, is this my mum? She won't mind ke? Abi as you're telling her she's quoting scripture for you on how evil communication corrupts good manners. I just smiled and said " mum don't worry if it's special I will tell you". "okay dear, tell me o so that I can prepare on time o.. you know you're graduating this year" she said. Ha! Na wa o so this woman is just using style to let me know that my time is up o, I can't be eating her food anyhow o. I should pack and go to man's house. But how old am I ? I am barely 21? Is it recession abi wetin? She didn't even disturb me about masters degree again. Na wa o, I am in trouble o. Please o to every eligible bachelor out there (bae included) I am ready for marriage o before they kick me out of my father's house.

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