Harobed TALES

EPISODE 1   I was confused, why did I feel so much pain? Pain so much, that sleep eluded me. I tossed and turned carefully for fear of moving too fast, as the pain wasn’t one that liked to be rushed. I picked up my phone, it was just 2am. Who would I call? I had no friends around and anywhere for that matter, I was a unique loner. Oh wait! I had one but she lived miles and miles away from me. Even if I did call her, it was 2am she would be asleep and probably not hear it ring but even if she did, would I let her leave the safety of her home and sojourn on this dangerous lonely journey in the dead of night by herself? I was still thinking these thoughts when the pain gripped me in a way that I thought surely this is my end. I was befuddled, I literally saw my life flash before my eyes and as quickly as it started it stopped and I thought at last I was free. It wasn’t that serious after all as I drifted off to sleep.... DEAR ALEX: A Tribute Jesus! I heard myself sc...

‘A TALE BY JIMMY ARNIS’ It was common knowledge that Chief was rotten. In fact, not so much common knowledge as a deep rock steady belief that he was a nefarious incarnate. Jokes even flew around that he should have been cast as Gru in the cartoon Despicable Me, except while the cartoon was okay for a five year old, Chief's activities would corrupt a man way into his thirties.   Suffice to say that if Gru was the Disney definition of the word despicable, then Chief was all the dictionary definitions. And trust me when I say those are not pretty.   But as Terry Goodkind rightly said, 'People are stupid’, and when you do come to think about it, yes! They are. It is common knowledge that smoking kills and alcohol is a menace, yet we have a large percentage of people who liberally engage in that stuff ,without a scintilla of thought for the outcome. And so even with possession of the knowledge that Chief was so flagitious, he probably had more maggots in his psych...