Harobed TALES

“Babe, Babe!!. Can you please come to the kitchen? I need your help here. Thanks love”.   Hi there,     I am Mrs. Bones, as I hear that is what I am being called. I am the not so boring, amazing, sexy housewife who loves and adores her family. Family is everything to me or should I say my kids are everything to me, watching my kids grow has been the most exciting experience, some days I cannot believe I am a mother. I remember when it was just I and my beloved before the kids came. It was hard for us to be away from ourselves as we did everything together and our connection was almost flawless, but I always felt nothing was ever this perfect.       A siege mentality like when you have light for too long and you think the electricity distribution company has got to be up to something yeah? I remember how Nara (my former roommate in school) used to always ring a constant rhetoric in my head about how ‘all men cheat’ and it affected her so much ...

  I can still remember the cool 😎 October morning as I woke up to sound of my phone 📱 ringing continuously, at first I was mad 😡 wondering who had the nerve to call me at such an odd hour and with such ferocity; until I picked up my phone and saw it was my intended. "hello beautiful, I am so sorry to have  disturbed your sleep but I wanted us to have our last conversation in this chapter of our life before we begin the new one in a few hours" came his cherry voice. I still remember the day we met at the school gate; he was a scrawny looking teenager who  was two classes below me and I was the senior prefect. On that faithful day, he had come late to school and it was my duty as SP to punish him, but I couldn't cos he walked up to me and said in a trembling voice when I asked why he was late to school: "I am late today cos I knew you would be on gate duty, and I wanted to tell you that you are the prettiest girl in the entire school". "Achalugo m are yo...