Harobed TALES

  So a few days ago, I was in the kitchen chopping some carrot 🥕 ,green beans and what-what for the Easter celebrations , when my mum walked into the kitchen and said "Haro dear, I want to ask you something. That phone you are using, emmm... who bought it for you? Now this phone we are talking about, I have had it since January and this is April o.., not once did my mother ask me who got the phone 📱 for me or if I got it myself, how did I get the money sef? for were! She just acted as if it was nothing and me too I did same because I wasn't ready to act home video with her. Truth is, my boyfriend got it for me but I was not ab out to tell my mother that, you're wondering why abi! I will tell you o, just wait for it. My mum is the most uptight person in this world. She believes in old time religion where you don't fix your hair, nails   or even wear trousers. Her own is that you should go to school and be fervent for the Lord. It's so bad that she never gave m...

  I can still remember the cool 😎 October morning as I woke up to sound of my phone 📱 ringing continuously, at first I was mad 😡 wondering who had the nerve to call me at such an odd hour and with such ferocity; until I picked up my phone and saw it was my intended. "hello beautiful, I am so sorry to have  disturbed your sleep but I wanted us to have our last conversation in this chapter of our life before we begin the new one in a few hours" came his cherry voice. I still remember the day we met at the school gate; he was a scrawny looking teenager who  was two classes below me and I was the senior prefect. On that faithful day, he had come late to school and it was my duty as SP to punish him, but I couldn't cos he walked up to me and said in a trembling voice when I asked why he was late to school: "I am late today cos I knew you would be on gate duty, and I wanted to tell you that you are the prettiest girl in the entire school". "Achalugo m are yo...

"When your legs don't work like they used to be for" buzzed Sarah's phon Sarah ! Cassandra screamed "your phone " . Sarah ran all the way from the kitchen until she breathlessly answered the call " hey baby, good evening I missed you", "I missed you too" came the voice from the other end " I missed you so much that am right outside your house  " he continued " it's a lie, your in Lagos and am in calabar, stop joking  with me jor ! You know I take things personal" Sarah said a little too crossly. " baby I'll never lie to you, if you doubt it come on outside" " oga forget baby o if your not outside ba I'll do you strong thing o, I am coming" she said as she dropped the call." Who was that Cassandra asked " who else na? The  only man that can make me run 🏃 like usain bolt ⚡️" " hehehe, segun you mean? He's around? Wow he really does blow your mind " Cassandra m...